Band-aid Theology
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007On Sunday, Jody and I arrived home from our 8 hr drive from Chicago. We were tired, exhausted and couldn’t be bothered cooking dinner so we opted for some pizza. I called and ordered a large cheese pizza with 6 garlic rolls.
I picked up the pizza, drove home and sat at the dinner table to consume the pound of cheese and sauce which dressed a perfect circle of baked dough. Half way through my second slice I felt some plastic in my mouth, I chewed it a few more times to make sure it was indeed plastic and not some hardened cheese. convinced, I reached in my mouth and pulled it out. I assumed it may have been some plastic from the bag of cheese….. no dramas. But, when I saw what the plastic was, I almost vomited with horrific force……. I pulled out a band-aid!!!! Freaking disgusting!!!! It looked kind of clean?? Half a band-aid, not sure if I sucked it clean or it was clean in the first place?? Even thinking about it now makes me wanna puke. I immediately called the owner of the store and told him my dilemma. He faintly apologized and re-iterated how he had no idea how it got there, and asked me if I wanted another pizza….. I told him I’d lost my appetite for pizza.
I took the pizza back and he gave me a refund on the pizza, but not the garlic rolls! What the?? That kind of ticked me off…. the least he could do was refund all my money, especially since I threw out the garlic rolls too, the rest of the finger could have been in the rolls???? Who knows?? Ewwww!
Anyways, I got thinking about this…. maybe there is a spiritual lesson in this story, a parable of sorts? About band-aids……. ‘band-aid theology’:
I think it’s true that many people have a band-aid theology when it comes to the trials of life. We want the quick fix, we want the problem to appear better on the outside for all to see as quickly as possible. No deep surgery, just give me the band-aid and it will look better, kind of attitude. After all, we become a Christian, get plugged into a church, then to rise in the ranks of volunteerdom we must appear to have our lives in order and not struggling with sin in any way…… we must be the ‘example’.
Been there, done that…. Ring a bell for you too? I used band-aids to mask a whole bunch of issues that God was dealing with in my life; self-worth, lack of confidence, pride, anger, lack of faith. I knew the right words to say to impress people, I knew how to act confident and pretend I had it all together…… but, it was all ‘band-aids’.
Ripping off these band-aids has been a process that I’m still walking through. Every time I rip one off, God reveals another area in my life that needs dealing with and He opens another band-aid. I’m now learning to allow God to work through this process and allow Him the time it needs to heal, fix and mend…… for good.
Its about time we say ‘no’ to band-aid! If not, we’ll have so many of them, they’re bound to end up in our food and us eating them.??????!!! Profound?? right?? Maybe not, its the best I could come up with on 5hrs of sleep. ![]()




